A (long) survey

Getting sick of these yet?


1. Your real name: Dana
2. Friends call you: Dana
3. What your boyfriend calls you: sweets...
4. What's a name you once wished you'd rather have?: alexiana... crazy, huh?
5. What is/are the ugliest name(s) you can think of?: Agnes, Wilhelm, Heinrich, old german names i guess...
6. What would you name these if you had them as pets?
a. turtle: shelly
b. goose: blankie
c. pirate: jack sparrow (haha)
d. a hot boy: slave. as in sex slave. ;-)
7. If there was a song about you, what would it be called?: lazy blue eyed girl
8. What would you name your kids?: boy: rune somethingorother girl: ainslie mae
9. What would you name a ship you built?: Spootnik
10. If you wrote a book, what would it be called?: How to proctrastinate then not die of stress
11. Thrown up in public?: nope.
12. Eaten or drank anything spoiled?: milk, once
13. Had a rip in your pants you didn't know about? Probably. that stuff happens to me all the time.
14. Tripped while checking someone out?: Nope, I just trip while I'm walking.
15. Had to pay for something you broke?: Nope. Shockingly.1
6. Nearly drowned?: No
17. Passed out?: Yep. While at Shaun's house for X-mas a couple of years ago. I got up in the middle of the night to go pee and I did but washing my hands I passed out, cracked my head on the edge of the vanity and fell into the tub.
18. Had a crush on somebody?: I had about 6 crushes in high school and I've had 2 boyfriends. Neither of which I had a 'crush' on.
19. Been stuck in the rain?: I don't think I've ever been stuck.
20. Been attacked by an animal?: An ostrich bit my nose at that arky zoo place once.
21. Caught people having sex?: no, but i've heard it often enoug.
22. Fallen asleep while driving?: been tired.
23. Felt attracted to someone of the same sex?: nope.
24. Actually slipped on a banana peel?: nope.
25. Made a wish that came true?: Probably. I've wished for so many things odds are something came true.
Complete The Sentence
26. I once had a dream... that could've come true.
27. I'm only racist towards... dumb people.
28. I don't even know why I'm... freezing.
29. I'd give anything to have sex with... Um....
30. Nothing sucks more than having to... submit all kinds of resumes and not get a call back.
31. If I had six bucks i'd buy... chocolate.
32. It's hot. I should take off my... socks.
33. It's always more fun if you... are with a friend.
34. You can't eat steak without.... I personally think that if the steak is good it doesn't need anything. But for a side - garlic mashed potatoes!
35. You better shut up before I... give you a dirty look and make a snide remark.
36. I really like you and everything but... let's just be friends.
(what happened to 37-39?)

What would you do if...
40. A dirty old guy at the airport slaps your butt?: kick him in the nuts.
41. Somebody was about to steal your car?: hit the panic button on my remote.
42. You wake up with a billion spiders crawling all over you and your bed?: scream and scream and flail about.
43 You farted while giving a persuasive speech in class?: walk out of the room and die in the hallway. Or wish I was dead. Then I'd drop the class.
44. The person you just kissed tells you they have oral herpes?: punch them. then write it on a bathroom stall.
45. You have three wishes? world peace I suppose (but it's so generic to wish for this), enough money to not have to worry about it, and for Shaun and I to have a good wedding.
46. The government allowed you to choose one thing to be made illegal and one thing to be legalized?: Illegal: cigarettes (sorry smokers), legal: bankruptcy getting rid of student loans. (haha)
47. Britney Spears was at your front door asking for jumper cables?: tell her to try using her underwear.
48. You had a time machine?: go back a year and have a good talk with my mother.
49. FOX gave you a half hour show to do whatever you wanted?: God, I dunno.
Would you rather....
50. Would you rather find the cure for cancer or the cure for aids?: Cancer - because you have no control over whether you get it
51. Would you rather have the power to fly, or the power to teleport?: Hmm...teleport... get there much faster!
52. Would you rather have the power to see the future, or the power to record your dreams?: dreams
53. Would you rather be really skinny, or really fat?: Really skinny... at least that way you could find clothes to wear
54. Would you rather be lost in a forest, or stuck in a box?:lost in a forest. much more interesting
55. Would you rather be in a drama movie, or a comedy?: Drama
56. Would you rather be in a hip hop video or a rock video?: rock - they at least have more to them than mostly naked chicks
57. Would you rather have your birthday on Christmas Day, or on February 29th?: february 29th.
58. Would you rather live in the sewer, or in Afghanistan?: Afghanistan... at least it wouldn't smell like sewer everywhere
59. Would you rather be in a mental institution or in a penitentiary?: Pen - no restraints or padded rooms
60. Would you rather snow board or hang glide: Hang glide
61. Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate?: pirate

What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you read the following words?
62. Courage: pain
63. Driver: bad ones
64. Yoga: wish i could do it
65. Bakery: cake
66. Roach: insect
67. Mushroom: ew
68. Sprung: a leak
69. Exotic: beautiful in a not me way
70. Pythagorean: theorem

Miscellaneous
71. Construct an acronym for these words. (example: G M S = Give Me Steak)...
a. S O L R A K S: super orlov loves rare and kholrabi steaks
b. E B A F S: everyone boing a fun snake
c. C H I N A: could he ingest no artichoked.
d. R G P: role 'game' play
72. What is your definition of love?: caring for someone as much as your self and being willing to do almost anything for them
73. List 3 words that are clues to identifying a person you are currently interested in: punk, cars, loud
74. Reveal a secret about you that nobody knows of, but type it in acronym form: I A N B
76. Were you too scared to do it?: it isn't something anyone wants to do
77. Who or what is your worst enemy?: i am my own worst enemy
78. Who is the last person you kicked?: shaun, because he won't quit snoring at night
79. If you had to be a chess piece, which piece would you be?: pawn, it's what i feel like
80. Name three people you know whose names begin with the first letter of your last name: Jenny, Jen, and Jennifer.
81. What's one romantic thing somebody's done for you?: Shaun spelled out 'i love you' in lilacs (which I love!) on my bed

What Is Your opinion?
83. "Girls are nothing but drama.": Yes
84. "Only idiots watch The Simpsons.": nope.
85. "Kentucky is way better than Cali": hells no.
86. "There's nothing wrong with stealing.": don't think so.
87. "Alcohol is the answer to ALL your problems.": alcohol only makes it worse once you remember it
88. "You don't need to go to college to be a brain surgeon": haha. even the ones who do go still mess up
89. "Music is stupid.": who said that?
90. "Your car sucks.": no, it only semi-sucks. it's not the coolest or uncoolest, and it hasn't broken anything in 2 years, so... *knock on wood*